Sperm Race Winners
| 8teen | queer | infp/enneagram 4 | taurus | stick n poke enthusiast | mostly a giant shitpost |
u can see how i am feel through my reblogs
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
(via ejacutastic)
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
I get distracted by my own butt, I feel you sis
(Source: russellwilson, via lubricates)
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
(Source: theshitneyspears, via squidyword)
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
For context
(via ejacutastic)
I remember I once said “I feel like such a ghost of myself but that’s just an unfortunate step before rebirth” and I was right
(via otigre)
realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it
(via illegalaustralien)
what is bird box
looks great!
(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer, via selfimmolationfan)
when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it
